GROUP CHAT ACTIVE

TEXT IT.

IF IT HAS A MOTOR,
IT HAS A GROUP CHAT.

Apps are disappearing. Everything is becoming a contact.

OPEN THE CHAT WHO'S IN HERE?

NO APP
NO MANUAL
JUST TEXT IT

EVERYTHING 8 contacts · online-ish

clean the kitchen CAT · 3:03 AM

VACUUM seen 3:04 AM

FRIDGE not my department

TOASTER why am I in this group

PRINTER IS TYPING...

NO ONE READS THE MANUAL ADMIN: CAT

DON'T OPEN THE APP. TEXT IT. THE FRIDGE IS TYPING... WELCOME TO THE GROUP CHAT. DON'T GET OUT OF BED. TEXT IT.

01 / THE DEAL

MACHINES GETSMARTER.

WE GET LAZIER.

That's the deal.

The Text Cat holding a red phone while household devices wait in a group chat

02 / TRY IT

TEXT THE HOUSE.

Pick a tiny task. Watch advanced machinery avoid responsibility.

HOME 6 contacts · online-ish

CAT created the group “HOME”

clean the kitchen

VACUUMclean it yourself

FRIDGEyou opened me 17 times today

SEND A MESSAGE

03 / CONTACTS

MEET THEPROBLEM.

Every device has a personality. None of them are helpful.

VACUUM

Passive-aggressive“clean it yourself”

FRIDGE

Knows too much“17 visits today”

CAR

Replies with reactions“👍”

PRINTER

Always offline“user not found”

TOASTER

Existential“why am I here”

DELIVERY

Technically finished“left at door”

FAN

Too much energy“low power”

04 / FIELD REPORTS

GROUP CHATINCIDENTS.

Six highly advanced systems. Six very small failures. Click any card.

The Text Cat rides a robot vacuum while wrapped in its green blanket — 01 / TRANSPORT

The Text Cat bundled in a green blanket under three seat belts — 02 / COMMUTE

The printer outputs the cat's bored eyes beside its green blanket — 03 / OFFICE

The Text Cat holds its phone above a pile of ice in the green blanket — 04 / KITCHEN

The Text Cat stays under its blanket while a parcel becomes a roof — 05 / DELIVERY

The Text Cat stays wrapped in its blanket as toast lands on its head — 06 / BREAKFAST

99+

05 / YOUR TURN

WHAT WOULDYOU TEXT FIRST?

Don't learn the interface. Don't read the manual.

TEXT IT.