GROUP CHAT ACTIVE

TEXT IT.

IF IT HAS A MOTOR,
IT HAS A GROUP CHAT.

Apps are disappearing. Everything is becoming a contact.

OPEN THE CHAT WHO'S IN HERE?

OFFICIAL X @textitlol ↗

NO APP
NO MANUAL
JUST TEXT IT

EVERYTHING 9 contacts · online-ish

clean the kitchen CAT · 3:03 AM

GROK · GUEST created a Kitchen Manager

VACUUM does it clean?

GROK · GUEST it manages you

TOASTER why am I in this group

NO ONE READS THE MANUAL ADMIN: CAT

DON'T OPEN THE APP. TEXT IT. THE FRIDGE IS TYPING... WELCOME TO THE GROUP CHAT. DON'T GET OUT OF BED. TEXT IT.

01 / THE DEAL

MACHINES GETSMARTER.

WE GET LAZIER.

That's the deal.

The Text Cat holding a red phone while household devices wait in a group chat

02 / TRY IT

TEXT THE HOUSE.

Pick a tiny task. Watch advanced machinery avoid responsibility.

HOME 6 contacts · online-ish

CAT created the group “HOME”

clean the kitchen

VACUUMclean it yourself

FRIDGEyou opened me 17 times today

SEND A MESSAGE

03 / CONTACTS

MEET THEPROBLEM.

Every device has a personality. None of them are helpful.

VACUUM

Passive-aggressive · often leaves“clean it yourself”

FRIDGE

Knows too much · reports everything“you opened me 17 times today”

CAR

Aloof · reactions only“👍”

PRINTER

Permanently offline“user not found”

TOASTER

Does not know why it is here“why am I here”

DELIVERY

Takes everything literally“left at door”

FAN

Talks in circles“still circulating”

04 / MEME KIT

THE CAT HASSIX MODES.

Same cat. Same blanket. Six ways to avoid helping. Click any card.

The Text Cat types rapidly with both paws — 01 / TEXTING

The Text Cat has seen the message and gives no reaction — 02 / SEEN

The Text Cat mutes the group chat and goes back to sleep — 03 / MUTED

The Text Cat acts as admin and adds an old toaster — 04 / ADMIN

The Text Cat blocks and removes a faulty old printer — 05 / BLOCKED

The Text Cat and phone both have one percent battery — 06 / LOW BATTERY

99+

05 / YOUR TURN

WHAT WOULDYOU TEXT FIRST?

Don't learn the interface. Don't read the manual.

TEXT IT.